Colossally Stupid Usability Report

Jakob Nielson strikes again. The man has made a career out of either pointing out the utterly obvious, or missing the point altogether.

This article probably does both. Gosh: the reader's eyes move in an F pattern! On a page with content laid out in an F pattern!

Or in a more solid block! On pages laid out in a solid block!

They don't go to the far right corner... where there's nothing to see! Holy Moses, stop the presses!

Seriously... people pay money for this??